Episode 30 • Human Furniture • My Obedient Footstool

I heart lamp. And sometimes, that lamp is a person. This episode dives into forniphilia (aka human furniture)—the kink where being sat on, leaned on, or used as décor is the whole point. We unpack the psychology, power dynamics, consent, and why “interior design” hits different in the kink world, all with laughs, curiosity, and zero judgment. If you’re searching for forniphilia explained, human furniture fetish, kink podcast, BDSM education, or just want a hilarious, informative listen, pull up a chair—preferably a consenting one.